take it up with God

my parents, often, wish i would censor myself, but that has never been my cup of tea. i was born to share my thoughts and feelings, with the world (or anyone who i can tackle to the ground and force to listen). growing up, my report cards always said the same thing.."randi is a joy to have in class. she is intelligent and personable (i am sure they, also, said something about being beautiful and wildly entertaining), but one more peep out of her, and i will have no choice but to muzzle her! she talks incessantly, and her classmates gravitate to her every word." (this ended up to be true - throughout all facets of my life - and i quickly realized i would, eventually, take over the world.) i would explain (over and over) to my parents, "the teacher is just jealous because the class would rather listen to me, than her constant droning about mitosis and photosynthesis. NO ONE cares about science, nor will they use it in their adulthood! (the joke was on me..i grew up and became a medicinal scientist.) she, obviously, has no idea how to teach! tomorrow, i plan to start a comedy club, in the back of the classroom, just because i can! honestly, i would be doing her a favor! it may motivate her to develop better ways to keep our attention!" my poor parents (and teachers), definitely, had their work cut out for them. i am a dangerous combination..intelligent AND stubborn! whether i am right or wrong..and i cannot recall that i have ever been wrong..i will a) argue with you, until you get too tired and give up or b) simply start shouting shit about mitosis, and how it is changing the world one cell (or two) at a time!! (this tactic confuses the enemy.)

now is a good time to note, if you do not know me..and how could you not - "i'm not internationally known, but i'm known to rock the microphone" (constantly bursting out in song..deal with it)..humor is my outlet. i like to joke. i like to laugh. furthermore, i can be egotistical and LOVE me..as you will. you can try to fight it, but all cross over to the dark side, sooner than later. (plus, i have cookies.) i make no apologies for who i am, or what i say here (or anywhere). after all, i am not forcing you to read any of this. this blog is here for me..and those who are brave enough to step inside the rabbit hole of my mind. (warning: good luck finding your way out, as i have been trapped here for years.)

i am here to have fun. my blog is destined to be an eclectic assortment of postings, ranging from the utter insane to the topics that matter to me. you do not have to agree and are always welcome to comment expressing such, but, please, do so with tact. (i would hate to have to kill you.) i have always walked my own path. if you try to block me, i accept it as a challenge and will run you over. (527 points for the blind, elderly lady, in the wheelchair, who chose a bad time to go grocery shopping!!) in the end, my life is complete, with or without your condonement. i know who i am. would you like to? my close friends joke that i have plenty of issues, but low self-esteem is NOT one of them. my response.."oh, come on! as if YOU do not think highly of me, too! some people are simply born outstanding! they break the mold! do not hate on me! take it up with God!"


*special thanks to rob base & dj e-z rock