When...
1. You filled up their cup less than two minutes ago.
2. You are fully dressed for work, church, or other event that requires more than sweatpants.
3. You are pregnant and have great trouble getting to and from the floor.
4. Your husband is not at home.
5. You are running late.
6. You are dressed nice, running late, AND you just finished cleaning up the glass of milk they spilled three minutes ago.
7. You are on the phone.
8. Your dogs are barking like mad, because someone is knocking on the front door.
9. You are on the phone AND the dogs are barking like mad, because someone is knocking on the front door.
10. You just sat down to pee.
11. You just sat down on the couch.
12. You just sat down to eat a bowl of cereal.
13. You just sat down to eat a bowl of hot soup.
14. You do not feel well.
15. You are already cleaning up something their sibling spilled.
16. They are dressed for the day and ready to go.
17. Their sibling just fell, busted their mouth, and requires immediate attention.
18. That was the last glass of milk in the house and today is the day said toddler will ONLY drink milk.
The only time toddlers do NOT spill milk.
When...
1. Daddy is home.
